balshy-brooklyn

This is me, just the way I am. There will probably be some ranting and ravings at some point. I probably give too much personal information for the average persons taste. Most people tell me I'm weird. I think that I'm normal and everyone else is weird! I guess you can be the judge of that. Although, even if you think I'm weird .... I don't care ... I think you're on crack!

Friday, November 25, 2005

:(

I am very disappointed this morning. All week I looked forward to watching ER. Then last night, when I went to watch it. I found out that it wasn't on. I almost wanted to cry. 7 days of waiting very impatiently to watch Luca...I mean ER. I think Luca and Abbey should get back together. They both have their demons, so they balance each other out. Sam on the otherhand is a little bit of a miss 'holier than thou'. Abbey = 2 thumbs up....Sam= 5 thumbs down. ( If I had 5 thumbs.

I get to decorate my tree this weekend... hehehehehehehehe. Not that I'm excited.

Sorry Luca, being able to decorate my tree is more important than watching your cute butt and listening to the sexy accent.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Stupid Whining Woman!

It's a little to early for me to be awake...but I am. Mainly because I need to go into work early. But that really has nothing to do with today's writing. I am completely knackered! And not because I got up early. I live in what is considered to be the outskirts of the 'Kingston Hood'. Which means White Trash galore! So last night...or maybe I should say this morning, some stupid, whining woman started yelling at her boyfriend..3:15am. When I needed my beautysleep quite bad, I might add. I suppose I could just sum it up as another episode of 'White Trash Neighbourhood' She was whining...you *!@*$ said you love me! I !%$@ love you! She kept on at it for about 15 Minutes. Normally I would open my window and yell at her to shut her gob, but I was too tired to make the effort of opening my window. I really looooooove my neighbourhood..can you tell??? I mean, look at the options for that lame-oh woman. Don't yell, get even. I thought every woman knew this. Or maybe it's just the semi-intelligent/intelligent ones. Example, If he's cheating..make him think you forgive him. Then make it seem like you want his body. Tie him up, then dress him up like a girl. Then leave him there tied up overnight and call his most manly guy friend and let his friend know that you now ex-boyfriend needs his help. Or if you want to be REALLY nasty....call his mother! I'm sure either would be embarrasing. Unless he has a *special* relationship with his friend or mom.

Yes, I am evil! :)

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Huh??

After months of begging..or maybe more like nagging (kiddin' Kim) and some guilt trips. (No she's not even Catholic) I decided to humour my sister and start this blog. She wanted something amusing to read. I don't think I'm that funny....weird, yes, but funny? Not so sure about that one.

Why the blog name? I'll even translate for you sis. Balshy as in Ballsy...I mean how many girls do you know that would make the international sign for small penis to Hells Angels as they pass by?? Balshy or stupid...I'm not quite sure.
Brooklyn....that name comes from my best friend. Way back in college I had to get my wisdom teeth out. They were impacted, so I had to have surgery done. So, after surgery I couldn't pronounce my r's. yeah. For example, when I started waking up in the recovery room...there was already a guy in there...and he was snoring. I kept having to yell at him...kind of a drunk man's yell. It was like...psst, hey you...you snawing..shaddup! Then the nurse would come over and nudge him so he would shut up. Then I'd start going back to sleep and the git would start snoring again. Which would of course wake me up. So I'd have to yell at him again..shaddup...ya snawing again! I swear this happened for half an hour before they dumped his body...I mean released the patient. Anyways, I talked like I was from Brooklyn for a couple of weeks. But the name just stuck.

So that's me or rather my blog name. My Roomate/maid has dinner ready so I better get going. ;). ( I know I'll get smacked for the last comment)
Ciao