Things that are new with me:

1) A couple of weekends ago at a work conference, we decided to go out for dinner afterwards. I discovered an Indian buffet. It looked kinda scarey from the outside, but we saw a lot of Indians going in and we decided to give it a try. Oh my goodness!!!!! The food was amazing!! We pretty much rolled out of there. Absolutely NO room for dessert..I was that full. I'm considering driving the 2 1/2 hrs just to go have dinner at that restaurant. My mouth is salivating just thinking about it. The only downside to the restaurant?? I discovered what 'ring of fire' means!! Ouch! (TMI .... sorry)

2) Just outside of the grocery store yesterday...my friend looks at me and tells me I have a white hair. I'm thinking...I'm 30...of course I have white hair! Then she points out that it's an EYEBROW HAIR!!! I HAD A WHITE EYEBROW HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH????????? Isn't that not supposed to happen until your in your 70's or 80's? I refused to go in the store until I managed to pluck it out. I am still traumatized by that event.


3) I'm 3 weeks late for my period. No...I'm not pregnant. Yes...I'm MOST positive! Anyways...I've been a bit emotional. My sister is on some kind of hormone thing for her IVF, it's supposed to make her emotional...I like to think I'm having 'sympathy' hormones. My best friend/roommate says she hopes I get my period soon so I go back to my sweet, lovable self. Just so you know what I've been like....

A) Last Monday I did some more grocery shopping. Going up the stairs to the apartment (with my hands very full btw) I tripped up the stairs....**grumble, grumble, grumble** ... Then,when I managed to get to my floor...I couldn't get the door open with all the stuff in my hands... ** more grumbles** ... I had to set the things down to open the door...**more grumbles** ... then I opened the door, I leaned down to pick up the groceries and the door whacks me in the butt. (not a nice spank...a ...oh my crack hurts kind of whack!) .... **Extremely loud grumbles..ready to bite someones head off kind of grumbles**...I pick up the groceries...THE STINKIN BAG RIPS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** I'm too mad to think about picking everything up. So I kick the littered groceries down the hall. That's right...I kicked the bloody things! I'm struggling to get my keys out and my best friend hears me...so she comes and opens the door for me. (silly girl) She opens the door to me whipping groceries past her. I actually threw things into the apartment. Those kleenex boxes..They hit the far wall. Even the dogs were afraid to come near me.

B) I watched Dog the Bounty Hunter...I don't usually watch this. MMhmm. I cried. IT'S NOT A SAD SHOW!!!!!! What's with that??

C) I had to call a company last week, the person I had to talk to was in a bit of a mood. So I popped a message to my boss. I said...somebody pee'd in her cornflakes this morning. My boss messages me back....'maybe your vibe is rubbing off on her'. I wrote back to my boss to shut up. (I'm so glad my boss & I can joke around!)

D) At a 4 way stop today, it was my turn to go...since I GOT THERE FIRST!!! WAAAYYY before the other car. (who had another car infront of them when I arrived at the stop) Anyways this Moronic woman decided to run through the stop sign after the person in front of her. So I sped up like I was going to hit her and layed on the horn. I hope I gave her a near heart attack.

Does insurance cover PMS??

62 Odd Questions

I saw this on Paisley's page, and thought it was an interesting idea. (....so thanks Paisley)

[1] What is your middle name? Melissa

[2] What color is your mailbox: Silver

[3] Last time you kissed someone: Do my puppies count? If so, this morning about 9:00.

[4] Have you ever hit a deer? Close, but no cigar.

5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Depending on which route I take. 2 ways yes, the other 2 ways, no. ( I have many escape routes...I think they do that in the hood in purpose)

[6] Who checks the mail in your house? Usually me.

7] How many TVs are in your house? 2

[8] Do you know anyone with the same ring tone as you? No clue.

[9] What do you do first in the morning? Grumpily groan, turn off the alarm and then go pee. (pee in the toilet..not in my bed...that would be gross)

[10] What brand is your printer? I don't have one..my roommate does ... it's silver/black

[11] Do you enjoy fighting with people? Sometimes. I don't enjoy fighting with females...but I don't mind fighting with guys. If he's hot, it can get the juices flowing...or I can just want to bash his head into the pavement....it really depends on who I'm fighting with.

[12] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? straight

[13] Who was your kindergarten teacher? No clue....but I think I was in Brockville for Kindergarten...I remember my kindergarten best friend and I 'shared' a boyfriend though. We were such little ho's.

[14] Are you taller than your mother? Yes. Mom is vertically challenged...just like Grandma...and my sister Kim's not far off....I think they are all shrinking.

[15] Do you have a favorite word? Wanker ... chocolate is up there too.

[16] Are you good? Depends on who you ask ;)

[17] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Eat...I'm not fat for nothing!

[18] Do you have a deep dark secret? Unfortunately

[19] Drink of choice: non-alcoholic - water/ ice tea ........ alcoholic - Pina Colada's .... mmmm Pina Colada's. Totally off topic, but, I found a recipe for Bacardi Rum Pina Colada Cake...I can't wait to try that.

[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? Versus what?? I'd prefer a massage....or shoe shopping...but I guess colored pens are cool...if I'm bored.

[21] Does anything on your body hurt? Uh, yeah. I still have last weeks headache, I have a sore back, aching muscles and I'm a big baby!

[22] Do you often cry during movies? Depends on the story and if I'm suffering from PMS.

[23] Do you hate your life? No, just disappointed that I got my wish. Be careful what you wish for. I'm very lucky to have a job I love and a wonderful family/best friend/puppies. It's not all bad...just not what I thought it would be.

[24] Number of pets: 2 chihuahuas.

[25] Are there any animals that scare you? Yup. Sharks, snakes, spiders, cougars...that big foamy mouthed rotweiller that wanted to eat me for a snack..elk in rutting season. Sure Elk may look nice...but you get a horny one and they can get quite nasty! Little hint for tourists...if you see a deer or elk....do NOT try to put your child on it's back for a picture...ESPECIALLY during rutting season!!

[26] Do you get mad easily? No. It takes a lot to get me mad ... then you better look out.

[27] Can't wait for? The time I have enough money to get me out of the stinky, obnoxious, whitetrash neighbourhood I live in. A good man would be nice too. (not counting on it...but It'd be nice)

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve? People with no manners.

[29] Favorite song: I don't have just one. But I'm sure it would be by Cheap Trick. BTW for you who watch Supernova....WHAT THE HELL DID DILANA DO TO THAT CHEAP TRICK SONG????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Cheap Trick and I've heard several versions of 'I Want You to Want Me'....but I have NEVER hated one until Dilana MURDERED the song. She didn't shoot it...she hacked it to itty bitty bits. I had to mute the t.v. and leave the room...it was that traumatizing for me!!!!!!!!!

[31] Weather outside: humid, a bit cool & overcast

[32] Most attractive quality about you: I get compliments on my eyes and sense of humour.

[33] You're in the mood for? Being thin while eating chocolate and getting a massage. Definately not being here at work.

[34] Do any of your friends have kids? One of them has 2.

[35] If you could have a threesome with any 2 celebrities, who? Umm, I'd never have a threesome. But if I was a hoochie mama, it would include Johnny Depp or Ryan Reynolds or Edgar Ramirez (as Choco in Domino) or Benno Furman or Victor Webster or Jason Statham and a toy of some sort. (notice I say 'or'...not 'and')

[36] Do you have any friends? Yup. But not too many....I don't like many people enough to hang out with them.

[37] Do you have any mean friends? Yup, my best friend...my sister can also be mean. They make fun of me. Does that count as mean?

[38] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? I agree with Paisley... Brown/lime green like baby poo I also hate Pink!

[39] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? LOL ......Vinny....Keri HATED him!

[40] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff? Yes and no, I drove so fast in the mountains to see if I could accidently go over the side. That way, if it was kind of an accident...

It just didn't seem so bad if I tried to have an 'accident'

[41] Have you ever been fired from a job? No.

[42] What year was your house built? Possibly 2045? My apartment building is probably over 30 years old.

[43] When was the last time you slept in someone else’s bed? July. I slept in my parents spare bedroom.

[44] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing? Beats me...if it fits my booty, I don't care. Probably got these jeans from Zellers or Wallyworld.

[45] How tall are you? 5’4 1/2”

[46] What is the closest green object? My mousepad is a faded dirty green.

[47] What is on your feet? flat, black sandals.

[48] Do you always wear underwear? Most of the time.

[49] Do you want to have kids? I'm not sure. I guess I'll see how I feel after my neices & nephews.

[50] Who is the last person who you would expect to be gay? Me.

[51] Do you know how to draw? Yes, I'm quite good if I do say so myself. My picture of Robin Zander kicks butt! If I had a digital camera..I'd show you...but I don't.

[52] What’s your mother's middle name? Bernice Mary

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw: Soooooooooo many dumb movies. There are a lot of movies that would tie for that title!

[54] Do you collect comic books? Do I have to answer this one? Ok, fine, I collect Archies. I guess I'm out of the comic book closet.

[55] Do you look like your dad? I think I'm a combo of both parents.

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Lucy

[57] Are you wearing make up? Nope.

[58] Do you have a tattoo? Not yet.

[59] You win the lottery and you: Depends on how much. If it was lots....I'd pay off mine, my best friends, parents and sisters debt. Then I'd buy myself and parents a house. Pay off my sisters house...and force my best friend to live with me. (muhahaha) Then I'd travel extensively..duh! And I'd donate some to World Vision and my church. That would be the dream.

[60] How many pairs of underwear do you have? Pairs that fit? Or pairs that I own? Pairs that fit....14....pairs total...probably 50.

[61] Are you hungry at the moment? Peckish, but not starvin.

[62] Favorite movie of all time: I don't have a favorite. I'm a sucker for romance, Disney movies (sshhh, don't tell), comedy and action. I'm also starting to get into thrillers.

What Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Am I?

You Are The Godfather Ice Cream

Someone crosses you, and they'll end up with a scoop of this in their bed

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

I am the Godfather....be afraid, be very afraid!

How Quirky Are You?

Your Quirk Factor: 53%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

Hmm, what do you have to say about that Kim??

My Mythological Being...

You Are a Mermaid

You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

People think I'm a flake????? I'm weird...not flakey!!