Miami Ink

This is kinda mean...but I'm still posting it.

So last night I was watching Miami Ink. Personally, I think it's weird how people see something in food or trees or whatever and see Jesus or the Virgin Mary. How in the world do you know what they looked like???? You only see today's version of what we think he would have looked like. You know, the pastey white guy with shoulder long hair. Helloooo???? The man was JEWISH!!! Most likely he looked olive toned! But that is not the point. And..it's a natural human instinct to make faces or shapes out of things. People see palm tree clouds for crying out loud.

Anyways.....

On Miami Ink last night, a woman wanted a tattoo of her Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich. She was making herself a grilled cheese sandwich and when she went to take a bite she apparently saw the Virgin Mary in it. I just saw a womans face...why she said the Virgin Mary?? No clue there.

Anyways....

She mentioned that she auctioned it off for $28,000.

My point ... you're wondering what my point is??

SHE GOT $28,000 FOR THE STINKING SANDWICH AND SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE TEETH???????????????

The woman has like 3 teeth! Are you telling me that with $28,000 you can't BUY yourself some teeth???? They only cost about 1,500 - 2000. BUY YOURSELF SOME TEETH!

Gross.