Stupid Whining Woman!

It's a little to early for me to be awake...but I am. Mainly because I need to go into work early. But that really has nothing to do with today's writing. I am completely knackered! And not because I got up early. I live in what is considered to be the outskirts of the 'Kingston Hood'. Which means White Trash galore! So last night...or maybe I should say this morning, some stupid, whining woman started yelling at her boyfriend..3:15am. When I needed my beautysleep quite bad, I might add. I suppose I could just sum it up as another episode of 'White Trash Neighbourhood' She was whining...you *!@*$ said you love me! I !%$@ love you! She kept on at it for about 15 Minutes. Normally I would open my window and yell at her to shut her gob, but I was too tired to make the effort of opening my window. I really looooooove my neighbourhood..can you tell??? I mean, look at the options for that lame-oh woman. Don't yell, get even. I thought every woman knew this. Or maybe it's just the semi-intelligent/intelligent ones. Example, If he's cheating..make him think you forgive him. Then make it seem like you want his body. Tie him up, then dress him up like a girl. Then leave him there tied up overnight and call his most manly guy friend and let his friend know that you now ex-boyfriend needs his help. Or if you want to be REALLY nasty....call his mother! I'm sure either would be embarrasing. Unless he has a *special* relationship with his friend or mom.

Yes, I am evil! :)