balshy-brooklyn

This is me, just the way I am. There will probably be some ranting and ravings at some point. I probably give too much personal information for the average persons taste. Most people tell me I'm weird. I think that I'm normal and everyone else is weird! I guess you can be the judge of that. Although, even if you think I'm weird .... I don't care ... I think you're on crack!

Friday, May 04, 2007

Renovations ... Day 3?

Not much to say. We were there for about 2 hours, but it feels like we accomplished NOTHING! We had to try and get the last few spots of wallpaper that are stuck to the wall like glue. We didn't fully accomplish that. Keri was awesome and put a new toilet seat on the toilet. She deserves a medal!! It was nasty! Crusty pee all over the toilet, and some brown spots. (dry heaves..) But I am so thankful to her...because I had to pee, but I wasn't about to pee on the toilet seat the last occupants left. I could have gotten some type of disease. Then we managed to rip off some, note that I said some of the nail trim that holds carpet down. That part seems to take forever! I also tried to take off some of the peel & stick tiles in the kitchen. Apparently the first one was the easiest. Because the other ones seem to be brittle and just break into little pieces. I also discovered that in the main part of the kitchen ... tile has been placed over top of tile. So I have two, that's right TWO layers of tile to take off. On a high note..I found where the pee smell came from. It was on the carpet in the front hall closet. Which I ripped out...and then realized I had forgotten to put gloves on. Man, I'm so glad I brought hand soap with me! We also had some bevvies from Tim Horton's & of course some baked yummy goodness. We were getting right into the renovations mode. You can't renovate with out Timmy's.
So tonight a mover is coming over to give us a quote to see how much it will be to move. Then afterwards, we will go to the house and try to accomplish something.
Then tomorrow starts the real deal. We'll be there ALL day for the next 9 days. Plus tomorrow is a VERY early day. We're getting up early to go out for breakfast and then we have to meet the locksmith for 9:30. I'm tired already and we're just starting. Hopefully the rest of the renovations don't go as slow as last night.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Rude relatives

Ok, so I have to write this because it's annoying me. My aunt ... let's call her 'A', is having a suprise birthday party for her husband. That's not the annoying part. Her sister-in-law, who we'll call 'B', called up and said that she was bringing her RV up and spending the night. 'B' didn't ask, she just told 'A' that was what was going to happen. 'B' wants to 'party' and doesn't want to drive home. It's just supposed to be a coffee and cake, gathering. Nothing substantial. So instead of making it a small, light get together, 'B' wants to make it a drinking party. Also, 'B' will be drinking in the RV with her daughter there. Granted her daughter is 13, but it's still not a good enviroment for a child. So I'm annoyed with 'B', and totally sympathize with Aunt 'A'. I've had run-ins with 'B', she tries to control me and tell me what to do. I'm 30 - freakin' years old! I don't do well when people try to control me, or pull crap like the above. However, that's a completely different story...

Anywho...

How redneck is it to park a RV in someone's driveway so you can drink all night???

Day 2 of Renovations...

I should say ... Hours # 3 & 4, but Day 2 souds better. We're both working this week, so can only go to the house and do some work for a couple hours a night. We took the dogs with us, because when we went to leave they started howling. REALLY LOUD!! Not good in an apartment building. So they got their wish and came with us. We had to section them off in the entrance way because there is too much junk and dangerous things they could get hurt with. So Kiya, whined THE WHOLE 2 HOURS!!!!!! Keri & I were both ready to kill her. Good thing she's cute. The move is really stressing her out. Everytime she sees boxes leaving the house, or me packing another box, she gets extremely clingy. I think she might believe we'll be taking a REALLY long vacation and we aren't going to take her. The stress is making her act out with a whole lot of barking! But back to the renovations ... last night, I got most of the wallpaper off in the kitchen. The spot by the stove that was caked in grease ... that is stuck like glue. My boss bought me some cleaning supplies as a 'congrats on the new place', and there is an awesome grease remover in the package. So I'll try and use that to get off the last of the wallpaper. Keri removed the carpet from the closets. The shag carpet in the linen closet...I thought it was orange. It actually used to be yellow... that's how dirty it was. The carpet in the livingroom is gone. I think for a couple hours of work we did good. I'm proud of us. I got my first injury. I was getting up on the paint ladder, which is new and my knee hit a sharp edge on the ladder. It ripped right through my jeans, rather nice jeans ... and I only have 2 pair of jeans. grr. The ladder gouged my knee, so it was a good thing there was a first aid kit in the van!

So tonight after work, it will be a quick trip to Rona to pick up some more supplies. I know I'll have to clean that bathroom before the major work begins on Saturday ... but it's just soooooo gross! So I'll definately be picking up a new toilet seat...and hopefully soon, a new toilet. ick. Just the thought of the current state of the bathroom gives me the dry heaves.

I don't know if this is normal, but I'm having a very hard time concentrating on work this week. I just want to get into the house and 'get her done'. It's fun, of course it's only day 2. Ask me again at the end of next week. I'm sore after a total of 4 hours of physical labour. I love learning construction stuff, but I am woman enough to admit I am too much of a wimp to do it for a living.

My new washer & dryer are being delivered this Tuesday. Yay! No more laundry mats for me. Some weird people go there, and I am refering to people other than myself. I won't have to listen to stupid slutty women flirting with married men. Hey you, hoser... he's married .... move on!

Also, my new fridge & stove are scheduled to be delivered on May 19th. So I guess if nothing else is done ... we better have the kitchen painted and the new floor down.

Yay! I'm so excited. Appliances, a vehicle & a mortgage. Wow, I'm a bona fide adult now.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Lunch at BP's.

Yesterday, I went to lunch with my parents, to B*ston Pizza. We had a rather..umm, ditzy waitress. I may not know much about men, but I certainly know more than her. While she was taking the drink orders, my father asked for a drink with a mixture of orange juice, cranberry juice, gingerale & some grenadine. The waitress' response was...'oh, you mean like a Shirley Temple??' My dad gave her a look and repeated the mixture he wanted, and she trots off. She comes back 15 minutes later with our drinks. Easy drinks, so I don't know why it took her so long to bring back an ice tea with a slice of lemon, and a glass of cold water with lemon (it was supposed to be hot water with lemon) and then the juice mix for my dad. She looks at him and says 'I asked the bartender and he said it was a Shirley Temple with cranberry juice added to it. So next time you know what to order.' I'm sure she didn't see my dad roll his eyes.

Not the brightest cookie. Because you never, ever, EVER suggest ... especially to a straight man... that next time he orders a SHIRLEY TEMPLE! Men don't order Shirley Temples! They order MISC JUICE MIXED TOGETHER!!! This girl has a lot to learn... So miss waitress, your lesson for today is .... Just because a man orders a frilly drink, doesn't mean you point it out to him.

End of Story

That's Ms. Homeowner To You!

So yesterday was the closing day for my new house. It's a condo townhouse, that I bought with my best friend. We're both excited, because that means we get to move out of the hood! Yay us!! It's in a nice area of town and includes a complex pool and a basketball court. We even have a backyard. A perfect place for future neices/nephews and my darling chihuahuas. So I had my final walkthrough that morning. It was scheduled for 9:30. My real estate agent was a bit late, but that's fine...it's to be expected in that business. However, my lawyer, who is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, called me at 9:40 to see how the walkthrough went. He's so on the ball, reasonably priced and honest ... which I know is hard to find. Things that had to be done by the seller included all of the tenants possessions are to be removed and all new floor vents (because the current ones were disgusting .. as in dirty and decaying) I pull up into my new driveway...and there is a pile of junk outside the townhouse. Not a small pile...but a rather large one, probably almost the size of my minivan. The pile included garbage, lampshades, wood, a vaccuum, recycling, garbage, and a couple of pee stained mattresses. mmm, yummy. Then I get inside and I was in shock! The place smelled so bad, and I knew the place would be dirty, but I had no idea how dirty it was until all of the previous occupants items were gone. There was a substantial hole in the wood panelling in the basement ... which was new. And the seller also didn't replace the cool air vent. Lazy butt! It's something that has to be special ordered, so he didn't bother doing it. So my lawyer got us some money because we have to replace the vent and fix the wall. I also had to run to Home Depot to price these items because the sellers laywer offered an insulting amount. I'm glad I had the day off. But despite the hiccups, everything is all done and signed. The place is ours! Last night Keri & I went to the new place for a couple of hours, and managed to rip out all of the carpeting & underlay in the upstairs and on the stairs going upstairs. We are quite proud of ourselves. In the process of ripping out carpet, we found some gifts from the previous occupants. They left us a shrimp tail in the bedroom, a half eaten lollypop in the front hall closet, some used Q-tips, the walls have that yellowey/brown grease goo all over the kitchen and a suprise in the bathroom. Thankfully it was just pee, but come on! How difficult is it to flush a toilet??? They also left us some hideous window treatments, a couple bars of used soap and some pads.... but they took the toilet paper. People are weird...and very, very dirty. I mean the bad kind of dirty, not the good kind. I like good dirty. TMI, sorry. We also found out that the patio door lock isn't working. So I had to find some peices of wood to jam in the door. I have all my tools there and definately don't want them to get stolen. I have the locksmith coming this weekend, and he'll rekey the door, add a deadbolt and fix the balcony door lock. Wow! This home buying/owning is hard work. But I sure can't wait to do more renovations. We both have 9 days off so we'll be doing some major work at the new place. I'm VERY excited to see how it will look after we put our personal touches into the house. I'm hoping it's unrecognizeable. I'll let you know.