Beans on Toast

Before my roommate left to go home for Christmas, I had all these wonderful plans. I was going to eat really healthy and exercise. Somehow, the Christmas gifts she put on the exercise bike is enough of a deterrent for me to NOT exercise. Because, you see, it would just be too difficult to move those particular gifts. Hey, any excuse will do. As for the eating healthy...I thought it would be easier to cook healthy when it was just me. Not so. I just don't feel like cooking for one. It just seems so pathetic. So I resort to things like a frozen pizza, cereal, leftover pasta and last night..I had beans on toast. I know, it's very British. But I didn't eat all the beans. So being a good mommy to my puppies...I mixed a couple spoonfuls into my dogs dinner dishes. Everyone can use a bit of fibre...right?

So this morning, my dogs were in the bathroom with me (I was peeing if you must know) and my boy, Anubis, just started farting. I just cracked up laughing. They weren't the silent but deadly...they were more like little popcorn farts. He has this...'what?' look on his face which made me laugh more. I've never heard my female dog fart, only the male...I wonder why that is? His usual response to one of his farts...
First, he looks shocked...like he's think 'what was that??'
Second, He looks back at his butt, suprised to think it came out of him
Third, He sniffs his butt
Fourth, He turns back around with his little look that says 'Yup, I guess that was me'

Then I crack up laughing. Thank goodness I've never seen a human doing this, that would just be weird. However I did meet a girl who gave me way TMI and told me she loves the smell of her farts. (Man, I hope she was pulling my leg.)