I'm my worst enemy!

So Sunday right after church...Keri & I went to Starbucks. I almost ordered the right thing this time. I always have to have Keri around...because she's the only one who can seem to say it right. I think coffee places have way too many options...non-fat, no foam, sugar-free...etc. It's a good thing I don't drink coffee...it'd probably take me 10 minutes to decide my options and relay that in words.

Anyways...I ordered a Passion tea lemonade with a shot of raspberry (I think). I like to good off a bit...as anyone who knows me can attest too. So while I'm waiting for my drink, I spot the container full of still-wrapped straws. So I grab one, rip the top off and proceed to put the still 1/2 covered straw into my mouth. I like to blow the rest of the paper off the end of the straw. I managed that...however...I was a good..albeit stupid girl. I pick up my litter. I crumple it up and am about to deposit that in my purse (don't ask me why) and I managed to hit the end of the straw. The straw was in my mouth. :( That bloody thing smacked right up into the roof of my mouth!! I didn't know it was possible to make a hole in the roof of my mouth.

Don't you just love the taste of blood? (*dry heave*)

I'm sure people thought it was a bit strange seeing a girl with a napkin hanging out of her mouth.

But then again, they don't know me very well. If anyone can do something strange/stupid....it's probably me.