Thirteen Names I Would NEVER name my son.

1)Jesus - As far as I'm concerned that name was taken by Jesus Christ. It would just feel wrong to me.

2)Englebert - this is just plain cruel.

3)Alice - or anything that sounds girlie...Kim, Marion, Ashley...etc.

4)Oliver - sorry Felix

5)Satan - a couple in Asia named their son Satan. There was a big uproar about this a couple of years ago. I won't name my kid, Satan, Lucifer or anything evil sounding...I don't plan on raising the Anti-Christ!!!

6)Donald - This name makes me think of either Donald Duck or Donald Trump.

7)DeShawn - or any made up names for that matter!

8)Gaius...just say it...you know you want to. This is a Welsh name...but it's still cruel. This kid would get teased without mercy.

9)Horatio - yes, people still name their child this. (very English)

10)George - It just sounds like an old man. I would however name my chimpanzee George.

11)Oscar - my son will be neither a fish nor a weiner.

12)Orville - Sorry Grandpa (or was Grampie Erville?) Either way...not happening. It makes me think of popcorn. hmmm, speaking of popcorn...I suddenly started craving it.

13)Yanni - the name is just about as boring as the musician.