A Friday Funny

George Bush decides to speak at a primary school, to do a bit of P.R.

After speaking for a while, he asks the children if there are any
questions.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points

him out and asks him his name. "Bobby," he responds.

"And what is your question, Bobby?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what
the hell happened to Stanley?