Don't Underestimate Blondes

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining about the windows he had installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sale guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't underestimate a blond anymore. Duh!