Still At Work

Do you know how people can get grouchy?? Yes, exactly like me at the moment. So now is a great time to write down some of my pet peeves/annoyances.

1) Cleaning up other peoples messes/mistakes (especially ones at work)

2) People who walk the pace of a snail...actually probably slower than a snail, I see elderly people on their death bed walk faster then those slow pokes. You know who I'm talking about...those people in the grocery store or mall or wherevever that walk and/or stand in the middle of the aisles so that you can't get by. I just want to take a flying body check and knock them out of the way.

3) People who are in a hurry. Sometimes I want to take my time in the mall, or stores. (but I stand to the side so I don't block 'traffic')

Yes, I know you can't win with me.

4) Ma & Pa Kettle, who drive 20km when the speed limit is 50km. It's ok Mr. & Mrs. Kettle, chances are that someone won't run infront of your car and you won't smuck them. So speed up. DO THE FLAMING SPEED LIMIT!!!!!! It's ok to even go a little over the speed limit. 10km/hr is the standard within the city... on the highway, 18-20km over the speed limit is acceptable. (just don't get caught)

5) People who are stupid drivers. If both lanes of the highway are taken up...don't drive 160km when you can tell the person in front of you is only going 120. You'll just have to brake...DUH! Morons. And anyways... the speed limit is 100km, so in all actuality that person in front of you is speeding anyways. If you want to drive crazy... go to Quebec, they drive like maniacs.

6) People who don't wash their hands after going to the loo. When you are in the public bathroom and you hear someone taking a dump then you hear them leaving without washing their hands?? .....that's soooo gross!!! WASH YOUR HANDS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! It's really not all that difficult, get some soap, then rub your hands together with water...which makes suds...rinse...dry your hands and voila, you're done! See, it's not the hard!

7) This is disgusting....if someone takes a dump ... flush the bloody toilet! There isn't much worse than going into a stall and finding a nice big suprise in the john for you. It's gross and smelly. Has anyone heard of a courtesy flush?? So there should be no reason why you can't flush after yourself. ...unless you lack hands, arms and legs.

8) People trying to tell me what to do or how I should be behaving.

9) Someone trying to force their beliefs down my throat. (This does not include arguments where we are sharing our opinions...Keri)

10) Periods. You get extra tired, crave chocolate, have a stomach like the bottomless pit, cramp so bad I want to cut open by abdomen so I can rip out my uterus. And gas that is bad enough to peel paint from the walls. Plus the worrying about 'did I go through'? How embarrasing to bleed through your clothes.

11) Men that are afraid to buy sanitary napkins or tampons. I don't understand the logic behind it. Do you honestly think that the cashier thinks that they are for you??????

12) People who make fun of others. Especially when someone makes fun of a mentally or physically challenged person. It makes me see red.

13) Men who think that because you aren't a size 2, it means that you are an easy lay. Hey buddy, if you want a cheap, easy date....they have females called prostitutes. Obviously if you are lacking the morals enough to want to laid on the 1st date...I'm sure you don't have a problem paying for sex. It's a lot cheaper than paying for our dinner and a movie and that way you are sure to get what you wanted all along!

I could think of many, many more ... but I better get back to work.